The difference in definition between “guts” and “balls”!

Guts – is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

Balls – is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the “balls” to say – you’re next, fatty!

sent by Goro-Botev forever, cheers :-)

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